August 23, 2009
My mother was right about you. You are a cunt.
May 10, 2009
I couldn’t possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar.
Russell Brand (via sexisnottheenemy) (via refrainfrom)

15 Things You should Never Apologize For

refrainfrom:

killingbambi:

loveboom:

jessicachu:

  1. Ordering a real dessert
  2. Someone else’s bad day
  3. Ditching a bad lover
  4. Having a crazy family
  5. Buying into your horoscope
  6. Really wanting a boyfriend
  7. Being a self-promoter
  8. Investing in your looks
  9. Having a high “number”
  10. Changing your mind
  11. Being inexperienced
  12. Hoping your children will be cuter than your friends’
  13. Sticking to a budget
  14. Only doing things online that you’d do in real life
  15. Being happy
April 20, 2009
do you know what happens when you hurt people? when you hurt people, they begin to love you less. that’s what careless words do. they make people love you a little less.
  • Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
  • Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
  • Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up
April 19, 2009
April 17, 2009